Since Traci Bingham is desperate for attention let’s be loving and give her 20 seconds of it. Synchronize your watches. Bing. Ham. posed at Mr Bones Pumpkin Patch on Monday as apart of the ‘Gimme My Reality Show!’ competition. I mean, if Oxygen thought it was a good look to give Coolio his own show . . .
I was still watching Nick Toons [on the sly but that's not the point] when this commercial for Esther Rolle’s psychic friends hot line dropped back in 1997. Damn damn damn! Florida Evans must’ve really needed this check to clear before she took the trip to the upper room. I blame Willona. What are some of tour favorite cheesy commercials from the past? Feel free to post the links in the comment section.
Nick Cannon must have read your complaints and stepped his tie game up for the launch of LA Reid’s Le Metier De Beaute cosmetics line [pause] on Thursday. Mr. Carey’s duck status is still under questioning but Rome wasn’t built in a day. Other attendees included Eve, Go-Go [wherever there is an open bar and peen roaming free you will see that guy there], and Chrisette Michelle.
Now back to this L.A. Reid flawless foundation coverage and concealer business. I haven’t heard any details about this company but I won’t knock the hustle. His lip gloss game has been proper since he was with Peebles!
According to the homies over at Rap-Up.com Beyaki will embark on a 110-date world tour that will begin in April 2009 and trek through the U.S, [with a week long stint in Vega, good grief], Canada, Europe, Mexico, South America, Japan, Africa, and Australia.
After watching Beyonce rock out with her cock out for a couple of hours fans will then be able to enjoy Solange perform at a more “intimate location” [read: dent in the wall] at the official after-party.
If you were Papa Knowles what would you name this tour? Check out photos of Solange in Madrid promoting the re-release of SoL-Angel and the Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd. Nightmares in the gallery.
My mind keeps telling me no but my tangometer is telling me yes! In the clip posted Chance and Real follow in Celebreality tradition and hand out stupid ass names to the stupid ass contestants. Check out more zestalicious promo shots from the brothers after the jump.
Chris Brown will reportedly launch a line of underwear called Big Head that will focus in on providing the ultimate in comfort and quality to peens all across the world. Now before you go running off to Twitter Karrine, please note that your mouth isn’t the only place where dicks love to relax and hang at the end of the day.
According to a recent release from the line, CB’s boxers have been designed to not rise up, allowing you to let loose and enjoy yourself. Expect to drop $24-$35 at the cash register per pair. Hit up BigHeaded.com to cop a pair.
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In these trying times Wendell Williams really proved a check was a check by hosting Queen Pen and Teddy Riley’s birthday party. As you can plainly see, fuckery’s name was written in all caps and bold on the guest list. Gold star for Wendy for upgrading her yaki situation!
[Flicks via Whats Poppin]
According to Ill Seed from AHH Rumors, Mya is having such a hard time with her music career in the states that she has decided to release an album in Japan hooting and hollering in the native tongue. The singer is allegedly trying to appeal to a different market that will hopefully appreciate her more.
Right.
I mean, its better than her current gig [pressure washing houses and drive ways] but I’m not completely sold on the idea that Japanese fans will “appreciate” her more. If everything works out for her expect other artists to follow suit. A check is and will always be a check.