If you are like me, most of the advice you take when it comes to your sex life comes from Trina’s lyrics and an occasional Lil Webbie song. Apparently, there is a consumer base who would rather get advice from the mother of Jim Jones because . . . well I honestly don’t know. I’m guessing the number of children to escape from her birth canal is of some relevance.
‘Mama Jones: Her Guide to Love & Romance’ is available for purchase at Amazon.com (where it is temporarily out of stock) and your local flea market.
I totally missed the memo that noted celebrity tank top bedazzler Sheree Whitfield closed out the season of TV One’s docu-series ‘Life After’. I’ve really got to sit down and go through all of the fucks that I have been meaning to donate to the less fortunate. We are all God’s children.
Now, the non-shade is that the new season of ‘Real Housewives of Atlanta’ premieres tonight at 8PM — and it’s waaaay more interesting than staring at faded pictures in a broken glass of Bob Whitfield’s eyes looking like the Pop-O-Matic bubble from the Headache board game.
Watch NeNe Leakes threaten to whip out the throbbing piece of meat hanging between her thighs and pee inside Kenya Moore‘s champagne glass as well as a trailer of the drama set to unfold this season after the jump!
Honestly, I’m trying not to laugh at the misfortune of all the aunties in the world with ambitions of turning the concept behind Jodeci’s ‘The Show, the After Party, the Hotel’ album into an actual Facebook photo album documenting their weekend hoe shit — but my Go-Go-Gadget Give A Fuck won’t allow it. It’s not my issue that they are out here trying to give up the ass to all of the guests that appeared on ‘The Magic Hour’ during its run and coming up empty every single time.
R. Kelly is in hot water with fans (read: aunties) in Monroe, Louisiana after they waited until 1am for what turned out to be a lip synching impersonator performing in his place. There goes that silent wet fart that has been waiting to seep out all day.
The worlds of hip-hop and R&B collided in a major way at Power 99′s Powerhouse 2013 in Philadelphia on Friday (October 25) — and Chris Rock’s secret love child showed up looking like an unknown Wu-Tang affiliated artist who sings reggae to soaking it all in. #LAWDAMERCY
Check out flicks of Nicki Minaj, 2 Chainz, Chris Brown, Kendrick Lamar, Meek Mill, Rick Ross, Big Sean, K. Michelle and more after the jump.
House Mother Kanye has finally granted the ultimate wishes of Ike Turner’s birthday twin Kris Jenner (I’m just full of random facts tonight). HMK proposed to Kim Kardashian on her 33rd birthday and she of course accepted, E! Online reports.
Stop hating and start kon-dragulating. Read all the details below.
Atlanta’s Next Top Broke Couple Cynthia Bailey and Peter Thomas have published a memoir about their journey through dating, marriage, financial struggles and triumphs and their blended family of six children. According to a press release, ‘Carry-On Baggage, Our Non-Stop Flight’ was penned ”to inspire, provoke and make readers laugh out loud” as they look at their “nonstop flight to finding marital bliss.”
“Peter and I did not write a book to give other couples relationship advice,” the ‘Real Housewives of Atlanta’ reality star explains. “Our story is biographical and we hope it will serve as an inspiration to other couples finding love in the second half of their lives.”
I would have preferred if Uncle Ben shared his secret recipe to great red beans and rice or if Cynthia gave a step-by-step guide on rocking half wigs to a hair magazine instead but I will leave that up to their management team.
Check out flicks from their recent book launch event in New York City below.
Professional red carpet crasher Adrienne Bailon and rapper Ja Rule have a new movie coming out and surprise, surprise — it’s being released in actual theaters.
“I’m In Love With A Church Girl” is the tale of a good girl who brings a dope boy from the rough side of the mountain and into her life by introducing him to the Lord. Sounds like my kind of love story. Check out more flicks from the Big Apple screening below.
If Fantasia had been knocked up by oh say a pastor instead of a T-Mobile sales associate, this is how I imagine she would look on her wedding day. Add a pair of flower girls sprinkling sunflower seeds down the aisle and we’d really have ourselves a hood Platinum Wedding.
Tasia Mae managed to keep her shoes on and her dress up while performing at the After Midnight Broadway press preview at Brooks Atkinson Theatre on Wednesday (October 16) in New York City.