Somebody should’ve sucked more NBA peen during their 15 minutes of fame! At least Deelishis is still out there peddling ass to the highest bidder. Don’t be mad, UPS is hiring. And with that gun show Hoopz calls biceps, she will always have a job tossing boxing on the back of trucks. I’m not hating, that’s job security like a momofuka.

Our worst fears have been confirmed.

VH1 latest reality show I Love Money will premiere this summer and feature former cast members of Flavor of Love, Rock of Love and I Love New York battle it out for a $250,000 grand prize. The group will travel to Mexico where they will participate in outrageous challenges to test their determination to get rich. Tune in to watch who walks away with a STD first! Visit VH1’s blog to peep more flicks of the cast.

Uh oh, that residual paper from Moesha must have slowed up. I wonder how much longer it will be before she appears in a VH1 celebreality show. I joke, I joke. I keed, I keed.

Brandy hosted the Hot Hair Extravaganza over the weekend in Los Angeles. I’m happy to see that she is back in the public eye but the clearance bin wig is killing me softly. That joint looks like some second week in beauty school type of mess.

. . . Or make a Monster.com profile, send a resume out to a temp agency, something!

Katrina LaVerne recently was made an appearance at a Hooter’s event. Now that’s some top dollar shit! Too bad the event planners paid her ass in sunflower seeds.

So this is what happens when you run out of some hoe shit to do? I can’t . . .

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Try not to be jealous [sarcasm] but I met Midget Mac last year at a night club. I’m 5′2″ and I felt like Shaq compared to his little ass. Real talk, I had to bend my knees to take the above flick.

I hope that somebody who didn’t have anything better to do created this wikipedia page as a joke, because if this mess is true I promise I’m turning in my Black card for fear of what’s going to happen between the contestants on this shit.

I Love Money: VH1 The Challenge is a VH1 reality show. It is a spinoff of Flavor of Love, I Love New York and Rock of Love with Bret Michaels and was created by the producers of reality TV juggernaut The Surreal Life. This show will be contestants from Flavor of Love (Seasons 1-3), I Love New York (Seasons 1-2), Rock of Love (Seasons 1-2). This co-ed battle between reality stars will throw contestants from each of those shows in a mansion in Huatulco, Mexico and have them battle each other. Similar to MTV’s Real World/Road Rules Challenge, these reality show stars will be fighting physically and mentally to take home $100,000. Production started in early February, 2008, and is wrapping up in March.

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First of all, there was nothing but a bunch of crack heads, whores and undercover bull-daggers in the house!

I out sold and out shined everybody in the house including the judges. That’s why they were hating! Serch hating ass. Talking about obscurity and oblivion. He must have been talking about himself! Because no one remembers the gas face and I am sure everyone remembers my MEGA HIT . . . MY Neck, My Back . . . There’s not many artist, male or female that’s had a MEGA hit!

They’re still fishing for it and I caught my fish the first throw! Salmon . . . Pleeeeeeease! [source]

I did the impossible - - found a good picture of Khia. Send all your donations to my PayPal account. Please and thanks! Peep a video of Thug Misses talking shit about in her living room furnished by Rent-A-Center.

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BV Newswire posted several excerpts from Bobby Brown’s tell-all memoir last week that made me want to shut my computer down and run to the nearest rehab clinic. In the book he spills the beans on his relationships with Madonna, Holly Robinson-Peete, The Real Roxanne [CTFU!], and Debbie Morgan just to name a few.

One particular nasty girl made him spend a few nights at Heartbreak Hotel.

“I can recall that I started drinking heavily when Janet Jackson and I broke up,” he writes. “Before I met Janet I would never drink hard liquor, I only drank beer. But after our break up, I started drinking hard liquor abundantly. I took the way our relationship ended very hard. Not to say we were head over heels in love, but she was someone I had a lot of feelings for. Besides, we were young and naive. I was only about 19 or 20 years old. Young love is no joke!”

You gotta love the way son tries to pin his addictions on the women in his life at that time. Fuck an autobiography, this should be a made for television movie.

Bobby Brown is dishing on his rocky marriage to Whitney Houston in a new tell-all autobiography – but she’s not letting his accusations affect her.

In this, the latest installment of the couple’s long-running marital feud, Brown says of his ex, “I never used cocaine until after I met Whitney.” [You need WAY more people. - - Fresh]

Details from the 39-year-old pop star’s book, Bobby Brown: The Truth, the Whole Truth and Nothing But, began surfacing Thursday in the New York Post. Before Whitney, Brown writes: “I had experimented with other drugs, but marijuana was my drug of choice.”

Whitney’s rep responded in a statement to PEOPLE: “Miss Houston is sad that Bobby feels he need to say such things but she choses to take the high road and will not speak badly about the father of her child even if it’s to set the record straight.”

After his 1992 marriage, the former Being Bobby Brown star says his dependence on narcotics spiraled out of control. “At one point in my life, I used drugs uncontrollably. I was using everything I could get my hands on, from cocaine to heroin, weed and cooked cocaine,” he writes.

Brown also describes his 14-year marriage as “doomed from the very beginning.” “I think we got married for all the wrong reasons,” he says in the book. “Now, I realize Whitney had a different agenda than I did when we got married … I believe her agenda was to clean up her image.” [source]

I would just like to point out that taking a promo image from ‘Being Bobby Brown’ and then blending it in with a court room is the Fuck Effort: Photoshop Edition winner of the week.

I’m not going to even entertain the rest of this foolishness today.

Naturi Naughton as Lil’ Kim // Jamal Woolard as Biggie // B.I.G.’s mom Violetta Wallace

Whenever I see candids from the set of the Notorious B.I.G. movie I can’t help but think that the end result is going to look like a bad student film project.

And then I laugh uncontrollably.

I’m still having a hard time coming to terms with the fact that Angela Bassett is going to portray Violetta Wallace. I mean, was Cecily Tyson all booked up or something? Minnie Gentry would’ve been my first choice if she were still alive. Don’t act like you don’t know Gramtee!

Wrestlemania XXIV brought out all of your favorite celebs in need of some fast cash on Sunday. Raven Symone, Snoop Dogg, Kim Kardashian and Floyd “Money” Mayweather apparently all had mortgage payments to catch up on. Okay, maybe not little Olivia but the rest of ya’ll are looking guilty as charged. I’m not mad at you though, use that “stardom” to fatten your wallets.

Somebody should have told Kizzy about this! She could’ve sung the national anthem. Again, get it how you live.

I’m not going to front, if I had any type of real celebrity status [I don’t care what anybody says, the internet does not count] I would charge to appear at everything from family cook-outs to funerals.

Oh yeah, Mayweather “won.” If you didn’t believe wrastlin’ was fake up until now . . .

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