This is a very upset Creolatina asking how could you deny Sly a spot on C&D today? He turned Clive Davis’s party out!!!! Not to mention that the party was full fuckery, it was the real Grammy’s. Usher had to be replaced by Josh Groban because Tameka wanted to be in Brazil getting some illegal shit done and almost died. This is also where Ike and TIna 2.0 were before all hell let loose.
Out of all the Grammy related pictures that I have posted in the last 24 hours these are the only two that actually features someone I think deserves to glide across the red carpet in front of the flashing lights.
At first glance it looks like Norwood has a low cut but after closer observation you will see that your boy is now rocking some no hang time worthy cornrows – - but that’s alright.
You can hate but your bitch steady watching. Get you a piece whore! Don’t be mad that he got his pussy on smash.
She got a donk?
Uncle Russell’s eyes were glued on one of Hugh Hefner’s former ball ticklers last night on the red carpet of his party. I’m sure if he really wanted to he could make Bridget his concubine of the moment and she wouldn’t have any problems with it. Once you have sucked an peen that ancient anything after that doesn’t seem bad.
With all this domestic abuse shit going on it’s good to see Nivea and Lil’ Wayne are going on strong, or at least I assume. Weezy, who led the field with eight nominations, ended up with golden four statues, including best rap album for Tha Carter III, the biggest-selling U.S. release of 2008.
The Bocks are wide open like a pair of loose lips for you to talk greasy about the 2009 Grammys as they go down! Keep up with my shit talking on Twitter.
Is Chris Brown going to have to choke a bitch? Looks like he might have already. The R&B sanga is under investigation for alleged domestic violence felony battery. Don’t look for C. Breezy nor Princess Ri Ri to attend tonight’s award show since both parties have pulled out. Damn, damn, damn!
UPDATE: Chris Brown turned himself in Sunday evening after allegedly assaulting Rihanna. According to his booking sheet, Brown was being held on a $50,000 bail under a felony charge. He has since been released.
“The identity of the victim will not be released,” said Officer April Harding. “Any victim who’s involved in a domestic violence incident is entitled to confidentiality.”
Both Brown and girlfriend Rihanna were scheduled to perform at the Grammys, but this statement was released Sunday evening: “We have just been informed that Rihanna will not be attending tonight’s 51st Annual GRAMMY Awards. We’re sorry she is unable to join us this evening.”
Since I’m not fluent in fuckery please translate this shit for me.
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