A poem I wrote for you: Collard greens, neckbones. Trick Daddy will chew your ass. Both hole inspection, won’t stop until he pass!
The leader of the Eat-A-Booty Gang recently explained to VladTV how he gets his recommended daily servings of vegetables by tossing salads. Having recently retired from eating pussy (no word on how that pension plan is set up), Uncle Trick wants all you lovely ladies to know that if your dude won’t eat your ass, he got you.
Is there any shame in his ass munching game? Nope! Having the electricity turned on in his name since age two and being a proud descendant of slaves, it will take more then a few shots at Trick’s love of ass to bring his spirits down.
While all you rumpshakers are waiting on the Elmer’s Glue-All Multi-Purpose Glue and instant oatmeal mix K. Michelle’s doctor injected into your rear end to harden, Nicki Minaj provided a behind the scenes peek for the music video to her ass appreciation single.
Get a first look at “Anaconda” after the jump!
Life after Bad Boy Records can be difficult but don’t just take my word for it. Ask Cheri Dennis the next time you stop by Starbucks for your morning coffee.
Former Da Band member Sara Stokes added another mugshot to her collection (and future ‘Flawless: Convict Music Remix’ cover art featuring Farrah Franklin) for once again putting a beat down on her husband / former manager Tony.
Detail after the jump!
Vivica A. Fox‘s BlackPeopleMeet.com headline now proudly reads “these breasts may be 5, but this mouth is 50!” The actress is one step closer to the senior citizen discount at Golden Corral
and one step away from being the old thot in club.
Surrounding herself with such Hollywood elite as Tara Reid and Tamala Jones, the real Aunt Viv brought in being half a century old at Mr. Chow in Los Angeles on Saturday night (August 2). Also spotted on the scene: Brandy, Tisha Campbell Martin and husband Duane, Tichina Arnold, Star Jones, Elise Neal, Tatyana Ali, Shaun Robinson and Michael Jai White.
Here’s to hope that she lends her twerking services to the BET Hip Hop Awards this year as a reminder that this cougar is still on the prowl like her line sister Karlie Redd.
My neck, my back. Better watch your man and your snacks. The tater thots of 2014 are coming in the game full force.
The above Wonder Twins of Struggle saved all their money this summer by using the same transfer on the Metrolink every day to purchase signature pieces from the Nicki Minaj for Kmart collection so that they could make sure they are boo’d up before the start of the school year.
Now I ask, what have you done to speed up your 5 Star Bitch application submission?
I’m sure each of the below pictures were accompanied with inspiring Instagram captions from our favorite female rappers, like “I can’t suck your dick and get my lipstick smeared” and “It ain’t his birthday, I’m the reason he got his hair cut.”