Trick Daddy On The Pleasures Of Booty Munching: ‘If You Won’t Eat Your Girl’s Ass I Will’

A poem I wrote for you: Collard greens, neckbones. Trick Daddy will chew your ass. Both hole inspection, won’t stop until he pass!

The leader of the Eat-A-Booty Gang recently explained to VladTV how he gets his recommended daily servings of vegetables by tossing salads. Having recently retired from eating pussy (no word on how that pension plan is set up), Uncle Trick wants all you lovely ladies to know that if your dude won’t eat your ass, he got you.

Is there any shame in his ass munching game? Nope! Having the electricity turned on in his name since age two and being a proud descendant of slaves, it will take more then a few shots at Trick’s love of ass to bring his spirits down.

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Behind The Scenes of Nicki Minaj’s ‘Anaconda’ Video

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While all you rumpshakers are waiting on the Elmer’s Glue-All Multi-Purpose Glue and instant oatmeal mix K. Michelle’s doctor injected into your rear end to harden, Nicki Minaj provided a behind the scenes peek for the music video to her ass appreciation single.

Get a first look at “Anaconda” after the jump!

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Punch Drunk Love: Sara Stokes of Da Band Arrested For Domestic Violence — Again

sara stokes da band zps31dbb0f7 Punch Drunk Love: Sara Stokes of Da Band Arrested For Domestic Violence    Again

Life after Bad Boy Records can be difficult but don’t just take my word for it. Ask Cheri Dennis the next time you stop by Starbucks for your morning coffee.

Former Da Band member Sara Stokes added another mugshot to her collection (and future ‘Flawless: Convict Music Remix’ cover art featuring Farrah Franklin) for once again putting a beat down on her husband / former manager Tony.

Detail after the jump!

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Go Auntie! Vivica A. Fox’s Original Body Parts Turn 50

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Vivica A. Fox‘s BlackPeopleMeet.com headline now proudly reads “these breasts may be 5, but this mouth is 50!” The actress is one step closer to the senior citizen discount at Golden Corral and one step away from being the old thot in club.

Surrounding herself with such Hollywood elite as Tara Reid and Tamala Jones, the real Aunt Viv brought in being half a century old at Mr. Chow in Los Angeles on Saturday night (August 2). Also spotted on the scene: Brandy, Tisha Campbell Martin and husband Duane, Tichina Arnold, Star Jones, Elise Neal, Tatyana Ali, Shaun Robinson and Michael Jai White.

Here’s to hope that she lends her twerking services to the BET Hip Hop Awards this year as a reminder that this cougar is still on the prowl like her line sister Karlie Redd.

col7 zps60488350 Go Auntie! Vivica A. Foxs Original Body Parts Turn 50

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Another Bad Creation: Lil Kim Releases Her Own ‘Flawless’ Remix

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If looking in the mirror every morning to find Lucy Liu staring back is enough to motivate Lil’ Kim to invite herself to hop on the “Flawless” remix who are we to stop her?

The new mommy to daughter Royal Reign who “can still spit on the dick like an instrumental” surprised her legion of verified account Paypal users by dropping her own remix to the track — and using it as an opportunity to diss Nicki Minaj.

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Never mind the fact that she didn’t have enough selfies to recreate the cover art or that she recorded her verse on the intercom system at the drive thru at McDonalds, lets focus on what’s important here: Lil Kim has Wi-Fi in 2014.

 Take a listen after the jump!

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Your Daily Tang Multivitamin: Tater Thots Edition

tang3 zps395f24f7 Your Daily Tang Multivitamin: Tater Thots EditionMy neck, my back. Better watch your man and your snacks. The tater thots of 2014 are coming in the game full force.

The above Wonder Twins of Struggle saved all their money this summer by using the same transfer on the Metrolink every day to purchase signature pieces from the Nicki Minaj for Kmart collection so that they could make sure they are boo’d up before the start of the school year.

Now I ask, what have you done to speed up your 5 Star Bitch application submission?

tang zps58d25ded Your Daily Tang Multivitamin: Tater Thots EditionI’m sure each of the below pictures were accompanied with inspiring Instagram captions from our favorite female rappers, like “I can’t suck your dick and get my lipstick smeared” and “It ain’t his birthday, I’m the reason he got his hair cut.”

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