Everybody has that one family member who has “been away at college” (otherwise known as serving time for committing white collar crimes with Apollo Nida) and fears the day that they are released after decades of serving hard time. Today’s Face Of The Day pick is sponsored by Uncle Leroy.
Uncle L miraculously made his way on Facebook in hopes of finding some nice booty to munch on. Simply delightful!
Jail house chest tat? Check! Freshly pressed hair tucked underneath a straw fedora? Check! Down to drink your dirty bath water? Check!
Tell your lonely aunties that it’s a new Felon Bae in town and he’s looking for a rent free home in exchange for back rubs and toe sucking.