Thigh Rub Tuesdays: Watch The Miss Thicker Than A Snicker Pageant

One thing to keep in mind before pressing play: If the powers that control the universe wanted us all skinny the dollar menu would have never been invented.

The Miss Thicker Than A Snicker pageant is here to salute all the women who have friction burns on the inside of their thighs by showering them all with love and appreciation. Here’s a Burger King crown. Wear it with pride.