Let’s take a minute to collectively shift our focus away from the video footage of Solange starting her third round of Insanity by performing plyometrics on Jay-Z inside a moving elevator. Don’t worry, I am going to double back to that shit a little later.
On Saturday night, acclaimed humanitarian and Pulitzer Prize winning real nigga Plies took to his Twitter account to salute mothers. Allow these flowers from Algernod warm your heart:
Well, it’s a hell of a lot better than scribbling the poem “Roses are red, violets are blue, there are 36 ounces in a brick, and today you shine because that nigga bust inside you” on the back of a subpoena.