It must be a wonderful feeling in the world to have so much money at your disposal that you can willingly do whatever you want without fear of judgement. Until I get my settlement for trying to pull off slip and fall in the soda aisle of Walmart I will leave that lifestyle to Nick Cannon. You would think waking up early to clean up the glasses of happy juice his wife dabbles in on the regular would be enough to keep Mr. Carey busy but you are sadly mistaken.
He also shows up as Pepé Le Pew on red carpets to entertain his eternal 12-year-old wife. Ah, the life of a sugar baby. Here is Nick at NBC/Universal’s 2014 Summer Press Day on Tuesday (April 8).