Here’s Four Struggle Songs From Chani Christie That Should’ve Made Your Nextel Chirp

chani christie zpsa51d9845 Heres Four Struggle Songs From Chani Christie That Shouldve Made Your Nextel Chirp

While Jackie Christie is too busy working on getting a sponsorship from Lifestyle Lift and battling the post-traumatic stress syndrome she developed from losing her first true love during a slave trade in Missisippi, her daughter Chani Christie focused her energy on becoming the Teairra Mari of her generation.

Rewind to 2008 when R&B greats like Brooke Valentine and Toya were on hiatus, leaving the lane wide open for someone to wear the crown of fatherless teenage chicken heads. Chani Christie flipped the check her grandma gifted her with for her Sweet 16, downloaded some free beats off YouTube, and recorded a handful of fuckery filled songs during her lunch break at Footlocker.

Exhibit A: Coming For Lil Mama’s Crown

Exhibit B: Snatching All of Teairra Mari’s 17 Fans

Exhibit C: Taking Over Nivea’s Shift At The Laundromat 

Lastly, the track she knew was going to get her the #1 spot on the 106 & Park: