Many of you consider me to be a friend in the head and that works just fine with me. I would never want to subject you to the dangers of being my real life friend.
The following is a real text message conversation that took place between C+D power player (whom you should be following on Twitter, ahem!) Sir Ratchettness and myself last night:
Freshalina: I want to be Jackie Christie for Halloween this year. What should I do?
Sir Ratchettness: First, rub some Nair around your edges and grab the nearest yaki drawstring ponytail. Next, contour yourself one of those Kimora Lee Simmons necks. Then, buy one of those white button downs with the bedazzled crowns on the back from the Nicki Minaj collection for Kmart, a leopard skirt from Forever 21, some high top all white Air Force Ones and some bangles from Claire’s. Finally, soak your hands in vinegar water for six hours.
Watch a preview clip from tonight’s episode of ‘Basketball Wives LA’ featuring Draya and Sundy acting an ass over hoe allegations after the jump. I love my life.