And Jesus Wept: R. Kelly Facing Potential Jail Time For Blowing Off Child Support

r kelly And Jesus Wept: R. Kelly Facing Potential Jail Time For Blowing Off Child Support

According to Page Six, R. Kelly faces the grim reality of someone sticking their key inside his ignition against his free will if he fails to show up for a child support hearing on March 27. A judge could sentence the “Black Panties” singer (anytime I can throw that in there, I do) 30 days to six months in the slammer since didn’t bother showing up at a previous hearing in November.

You n-words are going to learn one day.

“The judge was clear in November that he wasn’t happy R. Kelly didn’t show up,” revealed a source. “His lawyer [James Quigley] is worried the judge could lock Kelly up if he doesn’t show this time, but he can’t reach his client.”

In court papers filed last week by his ex-wife Andrea Kelly, the Pied Pisser is accused of failing to pay $20,833 a month in child support he owes. The claim comes after he reportedly fell behind more than $100,000 in payments last year, but later managed to cough up the cash.

Shout out to all the aunties for looking out.