According to Page Six, R. Kelly faces the grim reality of someone sticking their key inside his ignition against his free will if he fails to show up for a child support hearing on March 27. A judge could sentence the “Black Panties” singer (anytime I can throw that in there, I do) 30 days to six months in the slammer since didn’t bother showing up at a previous hearing in November.
You n-words are going to learn one day.
“The judge was clear in November that he wasn’t happy R. Kelly didn’t show up,” revealed a source. “His lawyer [James Quigley] is worried the judge could lock Kelly up if he doesn’t show this time, but he can’t reach his client.”
In court papers filed last week by his ex-wife Andrea Kelly, the Pied Pisser is accused of failing to pay $20,833 a month in child support he owes. The claim comes after he reportedly fell behind more than $100,000 in payments last year, but later managed to cough up the cash.
Shout out to all the aunties for looking out.