And Then A Hero Comes Along: Terrell Owens Finds Financial Safe Haven In The Institution of Marriage

terrell owens And Then A Hero Comes Along: Terrell Owens Finds Financial Safe Haven In The Institution of Marriage

If your bae of winter’s past pops up this income tax season  with a copy of Christopher Williams’ latest independent album ‘The Silk Pillowcase Chronicles: The Curl Activator Connoisseur’ in the CD player of his Monte Carlo, chances are he is about to set that ass up like Terrell Owens allegedly did his snow bunny wife.

Nothing like a chick with butter soft porcelain skin and a government job with benefits.

Postal worker Rachel Snider is already filing for divorce from her husband of two weeks because she claims he only married her for her money.

Rachel thinks he used her good credit to take out a loan to purchase a $2 million home in Sherman Oaks, California. I’m sure there is a Ron Isley song addressing this very type of situation in his discography.

But let T.O.’s rep tell it, “Money is not an issue for Terrell.” I’m going to leave that lie face down on the table and walk the fuck away.

According to the rep, the former NFL star is the “primary” person on the loan. Terrell is adamant he never wifed up with Snider for money. ”Come on, she’s a postal worker,” the rep tells TMZ, adding, “Do you really think she’s the primary on the loan?”

Ochocinco’s spa buddy is currently out of town working on a “new show coming out in March” but plans to file for divorce as soon as he returns to California.