Raise your right hand and you place your left hand on the Bible. Now repeat the following phrase: Take a good look. You know my name, it’s Carla. Fuck what you heard.
The above YouTube clip is exactly what Christians mean when they ask other believers to pray for their continued strength in the Lord. What they really are requesting is that no one ever records cell phone footage of them snapping on the staff inside an empty Burger King as their poverty-stricken breasts hang like cow udders.
The fuck boy quota is too damn high — and so is the rent. Get that woman a hot cup of Joe.