Christian: Greg Leakes threw a gentlemen’s club meeting? Eddie Levert looking like he over there skeeting dust.
Fresh: The lies you tell. Eddie is over there looking like my future ex-cake daddy. Every woman needs a man like that. I’d rather give somebody some ass to repair the timing belt on my car than pay a license mechanic $800.
Christian: Well while he’s fixing your car, Eric Benet looking like he will touch up your leave out while treating you to a DVR marathon of ‘Moesha’ and ‘Girlfriends.’
Fresh: It’s been a wrap for him since he showed up barefoot on the red carpet with Halle Berry that time.
Christian: I wonder if he still has that sex addiction. He might be the face of the penis that was cleansing Kevin Terry’s throat on film. The Lord’s work has no boundaries.
Soul Train Awards 2013 – GRAMMY Foundation Event Panel
Fresh: Well, I don’t have shit to say about Boris Kodjoe since he doesn’t have shit to say about me. He hates all fat Black women and wants us all to die a slow, painful death due to complications with diabetes. This nigga out here booking hosting gigs from The Bailey Agency but has an opinion about the empty calories in my life. Girl, good day.
Christian: He’s just mad Tyler Perry made him wear Steve Harvey’s old wig during ‘Madea’s Family Reunion’ just so he could eat. He hasn’t been relevant since he played a male prostitute in the “Red Light Special” video. You think Pebbles owe him money too?