Although I’m sure your parents reinforced the following the first time you came home with tears streaming down your beautiful face following a playground disagreement I’m going to go ahead and say it again: Everyone doesn’t know how to keep it cute and say thanks.
Well documented fuck girl (yes, human borns with fallopian tubes can fall into that social ranking) Lolo Jones offered the advice to apply a Meagan Good endorsed perm to hair roots to a young woman who dressed as her for Halloween.
But if I decided to call into work petty and mention how a gold medal shouldn’t be included in that costume I’m just another faceless hater, right? Table for one, please.
I only wish that Messy Mya were alive today so he could dedicate a YouTube video to this situation. I’m going to reverse all the negative energy I sent out into the universe by watching one of his finest moments. Follow me camera!