Thick thighed opulent goddess E.J. Johnson needs to learn some Big Apple etiquette according to Page Six. The budding reality star stands accused of snatching an unaware woman’s taxi cab after a night out partying with Lindsay Lohan and Miley Cyrus earlier this week.
“As this woman opened the cab door, E.J. and a friend sprinted over and said, ‘No, sorry! This is more important,’ and pushed her away,” says an eyewitness, adding that a flamboyantly dressed E.J. “closed the door on half of his coat.”
And there you have it, people. “This is more important” is the new shade. Moving forward, I encourage to use it while politely side stepping all contenders to your crown. Hell, throw it in your email signature for good measure.
E.J.’s rep said the tale is “false, defamatory and just plain reckless, particularly taking into account the fact that E.J. is a young college student and one of the kindest people around. This series of events described never happened.”
“False, defamatory and just plain reckless” accurately describes so much in this world, so toss that phrase into your lexicon as well.