According to reports, Chris Brown is seeking “insight” into his behavior and checked in a rehab facility to seek treatment for anger management issues in the wake of his arrest over the weekend. Spread the word good people, there are treatment options available for being a fuck boy.
The sun’ll come out tomorrow.
“Chris Brown has elected to enter a rehab facility,” said a statement Tuesday night from his rep. ”His goal is to gain focus and insight into his past and recent behavior, enabling him to continue the pursuit of his life and career from a healthier vantage point.”
In case you forgot, Rabid Beaver is still on probation for creating his own video response to Prodigy’s “Smack My Bitch Up” with Rihanna’s face in 2009. His attorney, Mark Geragos, dropped his ass off at an Los Angeles treatment center to stave off a prison sentence. Mama Breezy and girlfriend Karrueche Tran reportedly came to see him off as well, while his publicist confirmed that he’s in treatment.
If your follow-up question was, “I had full intentions on raging with Chris Brown this Halloween. Where does all this leave me?” allow me to answer — shit out of luck.
Breezy was booked to host a party at the Conga Room in Los Angeles tonight but that’s not going to happen. His previously scheduled hosting gig Friday night with Karcinogens at Haze nightclub in Las Vegas will still go on — he just won’t be in attendance.
R. Jelly is just a call away folks.