News Break: Man Enters Burning House To Rescue Beer

header1 News Break: Man Enters Burning House To Rescue Beer

Picture this with a Kodak Instamatic: Six adults and two young children were inside watching television (‘Scandal’ watch party I presume) when the room began filling with smoke. After the kids were rescued and everyone made it outside safely, a man walking with the assistance of a cane went back in the burning house to retrieve something he left behind — his drank. No nuts, no fucking glory.

“I told them to get the kids out and everything, and me myself, being an alcoholic, I was trying to get my beer out,” said Walter Serpit of Columbus, Georgia. “I went back into the house like a dummy and the door shut on me because this back draft was about to kill me.”

However, Walt Baby Love Triple Sec OG managed to save an armful of beer cans as he escaped the home without getting burned. Please join me in giving this man a real nigga standing ovation, 21-gun salute and a garlic crab tray from Duval Seafood.

Watch the news report below.