How Dreadful: Fans Request Refund After Alleged R. Kelly Impersonator Performs

185193571 How Dreadful: Fans Request Refund After Alleged R. Kelly Impersonator Performs

Honestly, I’m trying not to laugh at the misfortune of all the aunties in the world with ambitions of turning the concept behind Jodeci’s ‘The Show, the After Party, the Hotel’ album into an actual Facebook photo album documenting their weekend hoe shit — but my Go-Go-Gadget Give A Fuck won’t allow it. It’s not my issue that they are out here trying to give up the ass to all of the guests that appeared on ‘The Magic Hour’ during its run and coming up empty every single time.

R. Kelly is in hot water with fans (read: aunties) in Monroe, Louisiana after they waited until 1am for what turned out to be a lip synching impersonator performing in his place. There goes that silent wet fart that has been waiting to seep out all day.

On Saturday, a man who appeared to be the singer took to the stage three hours after the show’s advertised time and was booed off not long after he began his four-minute performance. Eyewitnesses quickly noticed that the R&B singer was not the original, with some reports from the gig claiming that the man on stage lip-syncing may have been a tribute act named R. Jelly – with one female that she had seen what looked like the tribute act in a local restaurant that day. | The Guardian

I have tears in my eyes  and a new nickname for my FUPA — R. Jelly! Read all about it on Amy Traphouse. I quit life.