Honestly, I’m trying not to laugh at the misfortune of all the aunties in the world with ambitions of turning the concept behind Jodeci’s ‘The Show, the After Party, the Hotel’ album into an actual Facebook photo album documenting their weekend hoe shit — but my Go-Go-Gadget Give A Fuck won’t allow it. It’s not my issue that they are out here trying to give up the ass to all of the guests that appeared on ‘The Magic Hour’ during its run and coming up empty every single time.
R. Kelly is in hot water with fans (read: aunties) in Monroe, Louisiana after they waited until 1am for what turned out to be a lip synching impersonator performing in his place. There goes that silent wet fart that has been waiting to seep out all day.
I have tears in my eyes and a new nickname for my FUPA — R. Jelly! Read all about it on Amy Traphouse. I quit life.