There’s nothing like having to survive on dick pictures alone while restraining yourself from the temptation of taking the next step in intimacy during the standard “getting to know you” phase with a new relationship — to only discover that you’ve been Catfish’d by deceptive angles and lighting practices the entire time.
Or at least that’s the story I walked away with after looking beyond 50 Cent‘s physical presence to stare into his soul as he posed for pictures at the ‘Escape Plan’ New York premiere earlier this month. I contort my face in the same manner when people ask for my opinion on ‘The New Atlanta’ via Twitter. For the record I have far more better things to do with my down time than watch that flop ass show . . . like eat.
But I digress. I’m a sucker for a good stank face. Blue Ivy Carter and Nahla Aubry are my favorite rising artists in the genre. Hit up Google images and see for yourself.