I re-enact the Pure Imagination scene from ‘Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory’ complete with the intimidation of white children whenever I waltz inside a Dollar Tree store. You mean to tell me its not the most promising place on the planet after all? Fuck this life.
BENCHMARK QUOTES OF GREATNESS
“I’m sick of people like you in the world!” | ”You doing customer service. You can’t excuse us out your muthafuckin’ life because you got a attitude!” | “And ya’ll need to teach that bitch how to be customer service!” | “Now respect the queen when you see em, bitch!” | ”LACHELLLEEEEEEEEE, BITCH!” | ”What time you get off work bitch? The fuck I thought.”