Greatest Show On Earth: Gucci Mane’s Circus Of The Mind

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Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears: Gucci Mane‘s pregnancy hormones got out of control today and he decided to let everyone have it.

From alleging that he and Waka Flocka Flame ran a train on Nicki Minaj while she was living out of her car to claiming French Montana fucked the trillest bitch to ever take a breath of life — Waka’s mom Deb Antney – for his record deal, this Drumma Boy produced street symphony went on and on and on and on and on . . .

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Decoded: For those of you who think that I am spreading falsehoods, ask Waka Flocka Flame if we had tag team sex with Tyga’s current girlfriend.

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Decoded: Rocko is more athletic than I am. He ran away from me when I confronted him about the things I said today on Twitter and I was unable to catch up. It was very entertaining to say the least. World Star Hip Hop would receive plenty of views from the video footage I captured.

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Decoded: Before Nicki Minaj was a “five star bitch” I assisted her in getting back on her feet, first with $50-per-night hotel accommodations then with an apartment. Additionally, I would also like to take this opportunity to say that I am not a fan of a fake posterior.

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Decoded: Rihanna’s taste in men leaves a lot to be desired. I would love the opportunity to escort her to this month’s BET Hip Hop Awards in Atlanta.

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Decoded: My upcoming studio album is in the process of being mixed and mastered. I am no longer accepting any verses from other artists. Furthermore, please stop asking to be featured on the project, we are not artists of the same caliber. It’s rather annoying.

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Decoded: Polow Da Don stole the song “Medicine” from me, added Keri Hilson and then sold it to Plies — not cool. Because of this deceit, the next time our paths cross there will be problems.

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Decoded: I have pictures of Nicki Minaj in my bed. I have video footage of Rocko begging for his — let your curiosity run wild, people. I also have photos of a threesome I participated in with Keyshia Kaior. Direct message me for details about Ciara, Kelly, Fantasia, Mya. Buffy The Body and Maliah.

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Decoded: I have evidence, who has money?

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Decoded: Young Jeezy, T.I., Yo Gotti, Waka Flocka Flame, Nicki Minaj, Drake, Wooh Da Kidd, Frenchy, 2 Chainz, Coach K, Keyshia Kaior, OJ Da Juice Man, Rocko and other assorted negros from Atlanta are not allowed to my next cookout.

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Decoded: Waka and I also had tag team sex with Nicki Minaj. No big deal.

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Decoded: I’ve always recognized the star quality in Nicki Minaj that others ignored at first — including her boss Lil Wayne. Acting on God’s voice, I moved her to Atlanta in order to progress both her lifestyle and career. My penis is simply a vessel for which the Lord moves through, on Earth as it is Heaven.

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Decoded: I know I have mentioned this already but Waka Flocka and I had sex with Tyga’s girlfriend Blac Chyna at the W Hotel located in South Beach. DJ Holiday can corroborate my story.

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Decoded: Ask Ciara if she had sex with me while she was in a relationship with 50 Cent. Ask Kelly Rowland if she came to see me at Patch Work Studios and Club Onyx while she was dating Shaka. Wink wink, nudge nudge.

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Decoded: “Resentment” isn’t just my favorite from ‘B Day’ — it’s also what Rocko has in his heart toward his ex-fiancee Monica.

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Decoded: Nicki Minaj, Keyshia Kaoir, Taraji P. Henson and Monica hot butters my biscuit. I’m getting aroused just thinking about sleeping with them. Tennis skirts for easy access, ladies!

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Decoded: I have a knack for discovering “talent” if you know what I mean. I had sex with all the leading ladies in Yo Gotti’s music video for “I Got Dat Sac”. The list includes noted video vixens Maliah Michelle,Yaris Sanchez, Keyshia Kaior and Jessica KOD.

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Decoded: If the opportunity ever presented itself I would have sexual intercourse with Tameka “Tiny” Harris, wife to rapper T.I.

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Decoded: I have absolutely nothing to lie about folks. I love showering women with money and expensive gifts in exchange for sex. Come on ride this train.

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Decoded: Iggy Azalea finds me simply irresistible. What woman doesn’t?

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Decoded: I’m sleeping with the Young Jeezy’s girlfriend. Ask her, I’m sure she would be open to sharing details.


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And then my translator broke.