Man Crush Monday: Watch A Naked DMX Run A 40-Yard Dash Through A Hotel

When news broke that DMX was caught on camera dick slanging while running around a hotel in nothing but socks purchased by the bundle at the local flea market and an ankle monitor, the teenager that once barked at my portable CD player when he asked”Where my dawgs at?” jumped for joy. Then I remembered it wasn’t 1996.

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Per DMX’s hard working publicist:

“DMX was [at] a Detroit hotel with his DJ (DJ NonStop) and his road manager (Montana) before his performance with Eve and Lil Kim on August 31st. X and the team were killing time at the hotel before the concert and dared each other to streak in the hallway. No one was aware that security cameras were rolling and it was just a playful dare between friends.”