It’s not only all about the ethical treatment of animals with PETA. They’re now concerned about the quality of wood your unborn sons will slang in the future.
The animal rights group recently urged the founder of the National Buffalo Wings Festival to “keep pregnant women out for the sake of their sons’ sex organs” in an open letter.
PETA’s associate director of campaigns Lindsay Rajt warned the founder of the festival that “consuming poultry while pregnant may lead to birth defects in utero, including smaller-than-average penises for newborn boys.”
“I think we can agree that embarrassment and insecurity are no small matters,” Rajt alleges.
“Evidence indicates that heterosexual women’s sexual satisfaction depends in part on their partner’s penis size.”
She added, “Even the cruelest of bedroom ridicule pales in comparison to the suffering that smart, sensitive chickens endure for the wings so casually consumed in contests such as these.”
According to Salon writer Liz Fields, the radical group is more than likely bellyaching about the effects of the chemical phthalate, a chemical found in the birds flesh.
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