Things are getting higher, makes it hard on the buyers. Unemployment on the rise, gasoline engine filled with flies. Rent being paid late. Please, let the dollar circulate. Especially the ones set aside for weed. Arlene Starks called police last month to seek consumer protection against the crime of her dealer’s overpriced weed.
Arrest records show the 54-year-old was charged with a misdemeanor count of “misusing 911″ on August 17. Police dispatched an officer to her St. Louis trap house. Upon his arrival, he took down her complain — then her ass into custody. She was released from jail a few days later after posting a $1,000 cash bail. Get into her jailhouse headshot:
Starks’ criminal history includes convictions of assault, harassment and prostitution but there’s really no need to bring up old shit. Raise your joint to the heavens for a real nigga the next time you put one in the air. Here’s some mood music for the occasion.