Our Lord And Gyrator Beysus Christ bounced her ass, blessed an infant and did hoodrat things with her real friends and the ones on payroll at Coney Island in Brooklyn while filming a music video yesterday. Here’s the highlights.
01. Quick cameo from model Jessica White | 02. You got life fucked up: Beyonce contemplates assaulting a man on set for breathing the same air as her without prior written consent
03. Scientific breakthrough: Beyonce enjoys roller coasters
04. “I learned this dance off YouTube, too.”
05. You can’t spell benevolence without the B. May this child forever be blessed.