Beating everybody to the punch was Azealia Banks. The Harlem rapper rocked tresses from the ‘Girlfriends’ Season 6 Collection during her time in the UK this week. Here she is leaving BBC 1 Radio yesterday.
In related news you definitely don’t give a fuck about, Azealia called out Lady Gaga on Twitter for being a copycat after catching wind of the “Applause” singer’s outfit suggestions for her performance at the iTunes Festival in London.
On Wednesday, Mother Monster tweeted, “I will be providing a list of acceptable attire for #SwineFest throughout the week. Item 1: Seashells. Item 2: Seahorses. 3: Starfish.” (Gaga will perform her new single “Swine” at the concert. We’ll see if Trick Daddy was right about pork not ever murdering anybody.)
To which the 22-year-old rapper replied, “Hmmmm sounds a lot like Azealia Banks’ mermaid balls. Of course Gaga wants to play mermaid again, pfft.”
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She added, “Not picking a fight. Just looks soo familiar . . . to me.”
In response, Gaga fired back with a GIF of the only bitch that matters under the sea at the end of the day:
If Walt Disney isn’t challenging anyone to a Ima Read Vogue-Off from The Great Beyond, let it go, Azealia. Truth be told, you should be spending whatever extra time you have available rubbing Jamaican Black Castor Oil on your edges and praying for Hipster White Jesus to show up and show out.
You worry about the wrong things, the wrong things.