Living up to the shiftless negro stereotype, I surrendered all prospects of being productive with an ‘Orange Is The New Black’ two day marathon last weekend. It’s the best decision I have made in months. I even played a drinking game while watching episodes.
Every time the thought “This shit is just like Job Corps” flooded my subconscious I chased a shot of Simply Lemonade with a handful of Skittles.
“In Jenji Kohan’s magnificent and thoroughly engrossing new series, ‘Orange Is the New Black’, prison is still the pits. But it is also filled with the entire range of human emotion and stories, all of which are brought vividly to life in a world where a stick of gum could ignite either a romance or a death threat,” writes Washington Post television critic Hank Steuver.
DASSIT! One of the most captivating ladies serving time at Litchfield Penitentiary is Tasha “Taystee” Jefferson, played brilliantly by actress Danielle Brooks. Whenever she parts her sweet lips to speak magic comes out in the form of words.
People with MediaTakeOut set as their homepage call it “real nigga shit” I believe.
Now a non-gif to drive home my unrelenting love.