Jeffrey Blanc is petty as hell. The 32-year-old is facing charges after police say he was caught on video setting his ex-girlfriend’s new boyfriend’s car on fire in North Miami Beach.
Jeffrey and 28-year-old Kristal Brantly dated for about two years, but in 2012 Kristal decided to cancel her dick subscription when he became controlling and started following her around like a lost puppy. Fuckboy tendencies will put a damper on any relationship.
Jeffrey attempted to rekindle the romance through a series of phone calls and text messages this year, but Kristal adhered to Nino Brown’s G-Code To Dating (“Cancel that bitch! I’ll buy another one.”) and none were answered.
That’s when Jeffrey went into full on stunt queen mode. Instead of using his energy to create a new life in Philadelphia by passing himself off as Black Thought to White hipster crowds, police say he began taking his frustrations out on Kristal’s new boo, Antoine Dolce, by spray painting his home and car back in March and April. A police report indicated he also spray painted Kristal’s car in one instance.
As a result of those crimes, surveillance cameras were installed just in case the bitch wanted to act up again. On June 23, the cameras came in handy, capturing an unknown man (or aggressive stud) dousing two cars in gasoline and setting them on fire.
Hmmm, wonder who.
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