Social media is one big cafeteria, and in times such as this I want to smack lunch trays out of the hands of unsuspecting targets.
After Raven-Symoné basically confirmed that she likes to tongue kiss that twat amongst the other wildly popular activities taking place at this very second in the television room inside an all-girls dorm at a Job Corps somewhere in America, people immediately began venting in 140 characters or less about how much their childhoods are now in the toilet.
Give me a fucking break.
Thankfully, intelligent life does exist on this universe.
Read more soft-ass tweets over at BuzzFeed.