Town Criers: These People Say Their Childhoods Are Ruined Because Raven-Symoné Likes Vagina

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Social media is one big cafeteria, and in times such as this I want to smack lunch trays out of the hands of unsuspecting targets.

After Raven-Symoné basically confirmed that she likes to tongue kiss that twat amongst the other wildly popular activities taking place at this very second in the television room inside an all-girls dorm at a Job Corps somewhere in America, people immediately began venting in 140 characters or less about how much their childhoods are now in the toilet.

Give me a fucking break.

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Thankfully, intelligent life does exist on this universe.

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