How you gonna win when you ain’t right within? It seems like everyone’s favorite African Black Soap smelling singer, Lauryn Hill, couldn’t catch a break from your cousins at the IRS. She turned herself in yesterday at a minimum security prison to begin her three-month prison sentence in Connecticut yesterday for tax evasion.
Surprisingly the singer didn’t take the time out to tweet a goodbye or post a letter to her personal Tumblr but hey, my stay locked up ass cousins say that inmates get email and Facebook access in the pokey, so I await her social media return.
L. Boogie’s teen daughter Selah did take time out to post the following to her Twitter account: Fuck this government. Teach them young.
Where is Sister Mary Clarence when you need her? You see folks, island dick can only get you so far in life. Don’t let this become your fate.