Bitches Gonna Be Mad: Keyshia Cole Enjoys Essence Festival

keyshia daniel essence Bitches Gonna Be Mad: Keyshia Cole Enjoys Essence Festival

Every morning I stare at a motivational poster on the ceiling above my bed that reads “You can’t keep a good bitch down.” Okay not really, but I’m willing to bet my last scratch-off that Frankie’s most prized possession does before unwrapping her head scarf and giving her wife beater a quick smell test to determine if its safe to wear underneath her outfit of the day. Your status ain’t hood.

Booked as one of the headliners of the 2013 Essence Festival (come through, Jesus!), Keyshia Cole and husband Daniel Gibson took full advantage of their all-access passes. The powerhouse celebrity couple soaked up Nawlins culture all while sipping ignorant amounts of room temperature Crown Royal out of red plastic cups. At the end of each day they bumped Soulja Slim’s final mixtape in their room at the Red Roof Inn before falling asleep in each other’s arms. At least they did in the halls of my imagination.

But get into her fashion selections. Yes, Key Lo Lo served working mother who smokes her weed in the minivan during soccer practice tease with ease. Cover me with a white sheet. I’m slayed in the spirit.