Write this down and highlight it twice: The only time jealousy is a healthy emotion is when Jermaine Jackson‘s hair is involved. But I digress.
JJ Fab recently insinuated that his niece Paris Jackson‘s suicide attempt last month was an overreaction to being told she couldn’t go to a Marilyn Manson concert when TMZ cameras caught up with Greasy Wonder (and his supple breasts) during an outing in Calabasas, California.
“[Paris] has to learn there are certain guidelines when you grow up being a teenager,” said Uncle Jerm. “There are rules.”
Jermaine also hinted that Paris’ guardians T.J. Jackson and grandmother Katherine Jackson are responsible, adding “I just think that . . . things could have been enforced a little stronger.”