Never mind where the hell I have been for the past week or so — the hills are alive with the sound of coon shit.
I want all of you to take a good look at this slovenly, sloppy boy. This seed should have never reach germination.
Struggle Face over here — Brandon Antron Crosley of Cocoa, Florida — was arrested on felony abuse charges after he struck his father during an argument about how to make Kool-Aid.
And Jesus wept the tears of a million shackled slaves.
Crosley’s father, 48-year-old Greg Crosley, told cops that his 22-year-old son was making diabetes wine on Wednesday and was “doing it wrong,” according to a police report obtained by The Smoking Gun.
When Trill Cliff Huxtable tried to offer a few tips to his ain’t shit son, he was hit with a two piece of the non-edible variety.
The report notes that Greg has a permanent disability and uses a cane to walk. Good Dad, Maad City.
Law enforcement officials report Fuck Boy Bran fled to another home and he was later arrested at his apartment complex. He was taken to the Brevard County Jail, where he is being held on $1,000 bond.
SAD GABOUREY FACE RATING [OUT OF 5]
. . . and three to grow on.