Former NFL star Chad Johnson‘s plea deal for no jail time fell apart today when he playfully slapped his male attorney on the ass at his probation hearing inside a Broward County, Fla. courtroom. Do me a favor and read the preceding sentence three more times. Ladies and gentlemen, this is that fuck shit.
ESPN reports Judge Kathleen McHugh says the 35-year-old wasn’t taking things seriously enough, even after he returned to the courtroom and apologized for his behavior. In return, McHugh slapped his ass with a 30-day jail sentence and also extended his probation for three months.
“I don’t know that you’re taking this whole thing seriously. I just saw you slap your attorney on the backside. Is there something funny about this?” McHugh said, slapping the plea deal document down on her desk. “The whole courtroom was laughing. I’m not going to accept these plea negotiations. This isn’t a joke.”
You gon’ learn today.
“I had no intent to make this a joke, because my life is in shambles right now,” Johnson reportedly told McHugh after she reprimanded him for taking the case too lightly. He was on probation after pleading no contest to head-butting his then-wife, ‘Basketball Wives’ star Evelyn Lozada, during an altercation last August.
The stunt queen formerly known as Chad Ochocinco took to his Twitter to give followers an update.