Get ready to clench your booty cheeks like you are about to get chose at Sizzle Miami. The highlight of your entire existence is here in the form of paparazzi shots of Kordell Stewart.
The former NFL star quarterback turned overbearing husband typecast to reality television perfection was spotted walking in a park before taking in the sunset near the beach in Hawaii yesterday. Exactly like that one scene in ‘Paris Is Burning,’ self-reflection included. Tens across the board!
Kordell fired back at estranged wife Porsha Williams in legal docs this week, claiming that she is attempting to victimize herself as “locked out” to “make herself more marketable in the media” and couldn’t be further from the truth.
According to docs filed in family court in Georgia earlier this month, Porsha claims that she is being forced to stay with her mother because Kordell’s ass changed the locks on the family home. Ha! Give that petty bitch a high five and invite her out for drinks the next time you see her in the club. I’m speaking about Kordell, just so we are clear.
Porsha wants a judge to force Kordell to either allow her to use the house or pay her enough cash so she can get a “suitable alternative residence.” Good luck with that sis.
Girl About Town: Porsha Stewart
Sprinkles on top via TMZ:
Here’s Kordell’s version of what happened:
KS says he texted Porsha, telling her he was changing the locks DAYS before he pulled the trigger. He claimed it was for security purposes and added, “If and when you need to get in give me a heads up.”
He says he even told his lawyer to get a list from Porsha of everything she needed to gain access to the marital home and he’d be happy to cover it. He added that she could get her belongings whenever she needed.
Kordell also argues that Porsha is a celebrity who makes a ton of cash, but due to her own “financial negligence” finds herself strapped … and living with her mother.
To make his point, Kordell claims Porsha uses her money for “grooming and clothing items” — rather than paying her bills — which he claims is why she had her condo foreclosed and failed to pay her taxes.
In light of all of this … Kordell is asking a judge shoot down her request for temporary relief.