Stunts And Shows: Kim Kardashians Asks ‘How The Fuck Did I Get Like This’ In Reaction To Pregnant Curves

kim body Stunts And Shows: Kim Kardashians Asks How The Fuck Did I Get Like This In Reaction To Pregnant Curves

In a new preview for season eight of ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ (watch it below) a visibly “frustrated” Kim Kardashian vents “How the fuck did I get like this?” in response to her growing belly. You wobbled instead of swallowed, that’s how in the fuck.

In related news more worthy of your precious eyeball movement, House Mother Kanye outdid himself with the invitations to his baby shower. Of course I am giving him full credit for all elements related to this legendary affair. The mental image of him pacing across the kitchen floor in Kim’s monogram spa slippers while pouring over details about pink watercress sandwiches is the abundant life they talk about in bible study. Don’t be mad at me for trying to touch the hem of his garment.

Invited guests, including the floral incubator, each received a music box featuring a ballerina twirling to his 2005 ‘Late Registration’ track, “Hey Mama.” It’s just emotion taking me over.

Kim And Kris Arrive In Los Angeles

To be held at friend Shelli Azoff’s – wife of HMK’s former manager and Kris Jenner’s best friend –  Beverly Hills home, the lavish party’s dress code is “garden chic.” Cocaine white Chinese slippers from the beauty supply store it is!