Rumors People Believe: House Mother Kanye Agreed To Perform On ‘SNL’ If They Banned Kim Kardashian Jokes

kanye kim Rumors People Believe: House Mother Kanye Agreed To Perform On SNL If They Banned Kim Kardashian Jokes

With a highly anticipated studio album ‘No Fats, No Femmes’ and child with girlfriend Kim Kardashian on its way, House Mother Kanye is showing no signs of slowing down.

Days after showing up to the Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City with a bag of potpourri from Costco on his arm, the legendary ballroom chanteuse was spotted on an Atlanta rooftop filming a cameo for ‘Anchorman: The Legend Continues’ yesterday. Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse

“He was quite afraid of heights and required an umbrella for shade most of the time he was on the roof,” said an eyewitness. Go in, Muvah West.

In related dove cries, the cornerstone of journalistic integrity and truth that is the National Enquirer reports that HMK only agreed to be the musical guest on ‘Saturday Night Live’ if show writers didn’t make any jokes at the expense of his baby mama.

“Kanye, who’s been on SNL before, warned he wouldn’t appear if they made fun of Big Momma,” said an insider. Consequence, is that you?

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“Execs kept assuring him it wouldn’t happen, so he finally agreed to guest on the show’s May 18 season finale. But those hilarious rejected scripts will never be aired – and they were priceless!”