How Dreadful: Lauryn Hill Sentenced To Three Months In Prison For Tax Evasion

lauryn hill How Dreadful: Lauryn Hill Sentenced To Three Months In Prison For Tax Evasion

Until there is a cure for Island Dick, I am making it my life’s mission to solicit prayers and cartons of Kools cigarettes in support of Lauryn Hill.

The 37-year-old was sentenced on Monday to three months in federal prison, three months in home confinement and a $60,000 fine for failing to file tax returns on more than $1.8 million in earnings between 2005 and 2007. Father, I stretch my hands to thee.

Her attorney Nathan Hochman said in an email that she recently paid more than $970,000 just ahead of her court appearances to satisfy state and federal tax liabilities. She still owes another $285,000 in interest and penalties. Ms. Hill must report to prison by July 8. It’s not clear where she’ll serve her sentence.

The next time you are at the post office and an employee asks you “Any stamps today?” just slowly nod your head.