If you follow me on Twitter you may be aware that I absolutely adore a good bad press release. They are like chocolate sprinkles.
Yesterday, my heart skipped a beat when an email with the subject Karlie Redd From VH1′s Love & Hip Hop Atlanta Introduces The M Bag By KL Allen — A “Must Have” Accessory For Summer / Fall 2013 in all caps landed in my inbox. Little did I know how much it would turn my afternoon around.
Presented for your disapproval paragraph break-free (just like I received it, aww):
“With Summer quickly approaching and Fall ‘Right Around the Corner’ a ‘True Fashionista’ always has her ‘Accessory Game on Point’ and looking to the ‘Fashion Future’ (if they are a ‘Trend Setter’)” says, Celebrity Couture Designer” KL ALLEN of PERFECT POPULATION. Fashion “Experts” have already said Summer/Fall 2013 has a vibrant forecast and us dreaming of all the ways to enhance/complete an outfit. “The PERFECT POPULATION WOMAN wants items that perfectly reflect her ‘Innovative Individual Personality’ while allowing her to experiment with her favorite colors, but still show favoritism to the ‘Classics’ ones too” ALLEN states. This could be the “Mindset” he had when creating the M Bag, a “High-End” black and beige elegantly luxurious crocodile handbag that could be carried by (as he puts it) a “Miss, Mrs. or Ms. (but only if she is fashionably elegant and classy),” he offers smiling. Since celebrities have appeared to have the most coveted styles, there is no surprises looking to them for fashionable trend setting help. Therefore, ALLEN has “Ageless” beauty Karlie Redd of Love and Hip Hop Atlanta modeling the M Bag at a recent photo shoot. ALLEN’S “Couture” clothing designs are “Nationally” known and fashioned for: “Celebrities, High Profile Executives, Socialites, Self-Assured, Classy, Stylishly Bold, Creative, and Statement Making Woman.” Thus, the “New Luxury Line” of PERFECT POPULATION featuring the M Bag has already been “Well Received” and has a lengthy “Waiting List” for the stylish collection. To see more of PERFECT POPULATION by KL ALLEN and his new M Bag go to: www.TheOfficialMBag.com and/or www.theperfectpopulation.com. See why so many “Celebrities” (and “High Profile Fashionistas”) request, purchase and wear PERFECT POPULATION Designs. The “New” location of the PERFECT POPULATION showroom is under renovation. However, you can see (and purchase) his custom designs “On-Line.”
I am “going” to be “writing” like “this” for the remainder of “the” day now. Awesome sauce! Best wishes in your endeavors as a style ambassador, Karlie Redd. You “ageless” beauty.