Let’s play a new game. I’m going to show you a mug shot and I want you to guess the crime that was committed.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1 — make that ass sound like a gun!
If you guessed unlawful possession of good pussy, you’re incorrect. But I like the way you think and need to follow you on Twitter, so please leave your username in the comments.
This woman with the warm smile of a kindergarten teacher was arrested on Monday night for biting off another woman’s finger. But you people still insist on bringing children into this world.
SAD LIL MAMA FACE RATING [OUT OF 5]