HMK wants to name the hologram currently being created by the DONDA Institute inside girlfriend Kim Kardashian‘s diamond lined uterus North when it arrives in July because he thinks its sounds good with his surname West, an anonymous* source tells pillar of journalistic integrity The Sun.
Yet my pearls remain unclutched. Why is that?
Anyway, Kim testified under oath that she loved Kris Humphries once upon a time at a deposition this week, TMZ reports. Now he’s just someone that she used to know. I’m typing this with the back of my left hand pressed against my forehead.
Kris’ lawyer grilled for evidence that Kim defrauded Kris and only married him to boost ratings for her reality show.
He’s shooting for an annulment based on fraud, but sources say the depo didn’t help his case. The divorce trial will begin on my birthday, May 6. Look at God!
*You play too much, Brooke.
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