The wig crypt can’t pay everybody off. Beyonce “gyrating her vagina” in “a stripper-like provocative fashion” while “licking her fingers seductively” during her Super Bowl halftime show was too much for some people.
Deadspin has compiled a list of angry complaints to the FCC about Queen Bey “humping the air for 13 minutes” and its a frickin’ hoot and a half.
Drum roll for my favorite:
“In tonights Super Bowl half time show Beyonce came out wearing a black one piece outfit that looked like it came out of a sex shop or porn video. Her breasts protruded out, her butt almost completely showed, the middle of her front torso barely hidden, she wrote hooker boots and the entire time she was on stage dance like she was in a strip club! She had accomplice dancers too looking and dancing just like her! If I wanted my kids to love sluts, learn how to be sluts I’d take them to places so they can learn slut culture. However I wanted to enjoy american culture of football. My husband and I were horrified and at it and turned the tv off getting them outside. Please express to these networks and shows to properly rate these shows, warn parents about the content of whats coming on, or do not show it at all (preferred).”