You Tweak Your Resume To Attract Potential Employers, Soulja Boy Gets A Face Tattoo

Consider yourself fully prepared for the next time the category ‘Things Real Niggas Do According To Birdman’ pops up on Family Feud. If facial tattoos are any indication of allegiance in hip hop, you can count Soulja Boy in.

Judging strictly by all outside appearances, the rapper could be making his way to the Cash Money Records fold. SB is using the side of his face as prime real estate to rep Rich Gang (whatever the fuck that is), just like Birdman.

We’re doing it all wrong.