Chris Brown Has A Dramatic Cunt Meltdown Over $10 Valet Fee

chris Chris Brown Has A Dramatic Cunt Meltdown Over $10 Valet Fee

In new video obtained by TMZ, Chris Brown blacks out on a valet in front of a Studio City, CA bowling alley over a ‘funky ass $10′.

The valet asked Rapid Beaver to pay the fee before handing him the keys to his car, but Chris refused to cough up any cash because he was only at the charity event for a short time. Breezy then threatened the valet, saying “Gimme my keys, we gonna turn this whole spot up.” Riverside, muthafucka.

What the clip doesn’t show is the poor valet guy screaming back “Caleb I’m sorry!” while clutching an Egyptian bed sheet over his bare breasts.

Elsewhere in the news, Chris reportedly got into an altercation with his bodyguard Big Pat onboard a private plane today, resulting in the singer leaving the big fella behind in Bermuda.

An airport worker tells the Bermuda Sun, “I’m not sure of the details of what happened on the plane but his plane came in, got serviced and everything was finishing and they were getting ready to leave. Then there was a stall.”

According to the paper, Brown’s bodyguard (or “security guard”) then exited the plane, followed by Brown and another man.

“They had to come inside to customs,” the source continued. “The security guard came inside [an airport building] and said he wasn’t getting back on the plane,” because of some sort of incident he had with Rihanna’s man.

“Chris went back through customs and the plane left at about 2:20 p.m.,” the source said.

After the reported spat, Big Pat reportedly caught a flight back to JFK airport. Brown’s rep did not immediately comment. [via]