Research Confirms What You Already Knew —– Walmart Top Spot For Love Connections

If you believe in love and all that it can do for you, make it official — head down to the nearest Walmart to find your future ‘roni.

An analysis of “missed connection” posts on Craigslist found that the most popular place for people to experience love at first sight is Wally Wally Wally Wally Wally Wally World, according to Psychology Today magazine.

All the women be in Walmart, you heard me?

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Researchers determined that people in over 15 states believed they found their special someone while making groceries groceries groceries groceries groceries.

Among the states that listed Walmart — Montana, Idaho, South Dakota, Arizona, Texas, Missouri, Arkansas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Florida, Tennessee, West Virginia, North Carolina and Ohio.

In New York, the most frequently cited spot to find a new partner for cuffing season was the subway; Californians fell for strangers at 24 Hour Fitness; whereas singles in Kansas favored McDonald’s.

In my home state of Georgia, the top spot was — wait for it — the car. That sounds more than accurate. UGK said it best, they ain’t tripping on me they want to fuck my car.

The study also shows that common places for missed connections get better with age.

For 20-somethings its at an ice cream store (in Mayberry maybe), for folks in their 30′s it was a bar (I’m sleep) and for people over 40 it was a strip club or adult bookstore. I’ve got time for that.

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