I hope you wore a matching bra and panty set today.
Hip hop’s leading lactating House Mother plopped out his left tit and invited the hungry neighborhood pups to latch on it by dialing up The Angie Martinez Show on Hot 97 to discuss MTV’s Hottest MC’s list with DJ Enuff.
It’s a rare occasion that HMK stands on the balcony of his boudoir located on the remote island of I’m Not You Niggas to address the rap community directly — so you’re welcome.
Skipping over the meat and potatoes and directly into dessert, the highlight of the conversation came when HMK slammed his petty card on the table and yelled “Domino, muthafucka!” with quite the revelation:
“I come from this battle rap, like that’s how I grew up in Chicago. I couldn’t believe it! I mean, I gave Sway is first TV, man. He came over to my crib in Newark, New Jersey, I was living in Newark doing beats for Jay and Beans and all them, and I was getting a new TV and I gave Sway his first TV. I didn’t really wanna like even call to talk about the number seven list, I just wanna tell everybody I gave Sway his first TV. And he need to remember that.”
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He then abruptly left the call and walked over to the nearest mirror, Pepper LeBeija shoulders swinging, to kiss his reflection. Traces of My Lipstick isn’t just an Xscape album, people.
Listen to his phone call below via Miss Info, who also has a full transcript of the convo available.