Like a chapter from of an Eric Jerome Dickey novel come to life, ‘Flavor of Love 2′ winner Deelishis — real name Chandra London Charles — recently leaped from a second story window to escape the rage of her estranged drug dealer husband Orlando Gordon as house guest stand-up comedian Michael Blackson scrambled around the residence after being punched in the face by Gordon.
Denying rumors that she was assaulted by a pack of angry strippers, she attributed her injury to tripping on icy stairs while wearing designer heels in a social media update on her nasty boo boo.
Well, the lie detector test determined that was lie.
Deelishis was injured jumping out of a second story window Sunday in Farmington Hills after allegedly being assaulted by Franklin resident Orlando Gordon, according to federal court records.
Deelishis’ manager, who would not give her name Friday, said she was unaware of the alleged incident.
“I don’t know nothing about no alleged assault,” the woman told The News.
Gordon was free on bond and awaiting trial in federal court at the time of the incident.
He was indicted in January 2012 along with more than a dozen others and accused of participating in a drug-trafficking operation involving thousands of pounds of cocaine and marijuana.
Prosecutors asked a federal judge Thursday to revoke Gordon’s bond due, in part, to the alleged assault.
“Gordon has engaged in criminal conduct that endangers the community — from driving while intoxicated to assault and home invasion,” Assistant U.S. Attorney Steven Cares wrote in a court filing. “These criminal acts show that no set of conditions can reasonably assure the safety of the community and Gordon’s bond should be revoked.”
U.S. District Judge Sean Cox will consider the request March 12.
Court records and a police report portray a violent incident Sunday at the reality-show star’s home on Muer Cove north of 13 Mile, where Deelishis lives with her two daughters.
At 4:20 a.m., Gordon smashed through the front door and struck Deelishis in the face, according to court records.
Deelishis, who had been sleeping in her daughter’s bedroom, ran to her master bedroom, where her friend was asleep.
Michael Blackson, a popular stand-up comic known as The African King of Comedy. He performed Saturday at the Music Hall Center for the Performing Arts in Detroit.
Gordon allegedly chased the comic and hit him in the face, according to court records. Deelishis, meanwhile, locked the bedroom door.
Her estranged fiancee tried to get into the bedroom, prompting Deelishis to rip open the window screen and jump two stories to the ground, according to police.
She later fled to a neighbor’s home and Gordon left his ex-fiancee’s house, according to police.
“Davis was in a lot of pain from her right wrist,” according to the police report. “Davis also had blood on her right hand.”
She was taken to Henry Ford West Bloomfield Hospital.
Gordon is scheduled to stand trial April 9.
He is accused of heading a large-scale drug ring with a second man, Wendell Tobias of Detroit.
During a prolonged investigation, federal drug agents have seized more than $1 million cash, classic cars and more than $130,000 in jewelry – including Deelishis’ engagement ring and Rolex watch.
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