Allow me to take a moment to denounce the ain’t shitness of the parties responsible for the photo mash-up featuring a very pregnant Kim Kardashian having a style showdown against a killer whale. It took everything in me not to drop a tray of garlic crab legs (okay, not really) and wall slide to my death when the image tap danced across my Instagram feed over the weekend. The world wide web is fucking petty, darling. Loves it.
Too bad keen observations alone won’t be enough to keep Kimmy Kakes in the krib throughout her pregnancy.
The former urinal to the stars enjoyed a girls night out with friend La La Anthony at celebrity hot spot Nobu on Friday night (March 1).