Chris Brown displayed the same lovable characteristics of a wooden basket full of Golden Retriever puppies at Elton John’s annual Oscar viewing party on Sunday. Brace yourself, an explosion of glitter and pastel colored balloons should occur at any second now through the screen of your electronic weapon of choice.
In other CB related news, he has opened up about his reunion with Rihanna, calling his 2009 assault the “deepest regret” of his life.
“Sometimes you fight with the one you love and things get said, stuff spirals. That night was the deepest regret of my life, the biggest mistake,” Breezy, who is still on probation for the attack, told Britain’s Daily Mirror newspaper.
“But she loves me – what can I say? I’m forgiven but, yes, I worked hard for it.”
Brown also waved off Seth McFarlane’s cringe-worthy joke in which he compared the brutal undertone of ‘Django Unchained’ to an evening out on the town with his life-size Cynthia Doll.
“This is the story of a man fighting to get back his woman, who’s been subjected to unthinkable violence. Or as Chris Brown and Rihanna call it, a date movie,” said McFarlane.
“People attack me and criticize me, it happens all the time,” he said. “But they don’t know me, and they don’t know us. It doesn’t bother me anymore.”
He added, “Other people can judge us but they don’t know anything.”